Just two notes to mention, minions:
#1 – As some of you know, I host a 6 word story prompt on the 6th of each month. Most of you don’t know, however, that I also run a 300-500 word story prompt on the 21st of each month called Storybook Corner. That happens to be today in case you weren’t aware. The prompt is HERE if you’re interested in taking part. You’ve got a whole month to get your stories into the linkup.
#2 – The Facebook linkup is still up and running. Add your Facebook page and “like” the others to show your support for your fellow writers. Remember, this is a linkup for ONLY Facebook pages, not your Fictioneers stories or blogs. The linkup is HERE.
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The Apartment at the Bottom of the Stairs
Jim poked his head over the railing and stared down. The stairs descended to the point of being enveloped by darkness. “They look like they go on forever.”
“A clever trick of the eye, I assure you, sir.”
“How far are we going, exactly?”
“All the way, sir.”
“How long will it take? That’s a lot of stairs.”
“Indeed, but there is a faster way.”
“You have an elevator?”
“No, no. Nothing so grand as that.” Mr. Skits peered over the railing into the inky blackness and grinned. “Going down,” he announced and upended Jim by yanking his belt upward.
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This post was written as part of the weekly Friday Fictioneers writing prompt. I’ve decided to spend some time getting to know the kids at the back of the class as I have the unfortunate tendency of not making it to their stories most weeks for lack of time to read all 100+ entries. I’ve always been more of a back of the class kind of guy anyway. Them’s my people. That being said I’ll be posting on Friday’s instead of Wednesdays for awhile (and start my reading from the bottom of the list instead of the top), which means I’ll appear near the bottom of the list. That means I’ll likely be sacrificing page views, but life isn’t about page views, now is it?
I’ve introduced a new character here, and yes, he’s as demented as I’ve made him out to be–probably even more-so. He’ll likely eventually get his own longer story, probably entitled The Twisted Mr. Skits, but I’m working on a different project at the moment so he’ll have to keep on festering in my head for awhile longer.
Now, go read the offerings to the dark gods by the other Fictioneers, dear minions.
March 21st, 2014 at 7:46 AM
Mr Skits sounds like just my kinda guy…
March 21st, 2014 at 8:45 AM
You have terrible taste in men. 😉
March 21st, 2014 at 10:32 AM
It’s often been said 😦
March 22nd, 2014 at 7:53 PM
LOL
March 21st, 2014 at 8:01 AM
Demented but well done, Adam. I, along with others I’m sure, will be looking for Mr. Skits in future.
March 21st, 2014 at 8:46 AM
I’m sure he’ll be making at least a few more appearances. Glad you enjoyed it.
March 21st, 2014 at 8:35 AM
Come on, now, you can’t use the name “Jim” and have him killed! I have him standing in Kelsey’s doorway!! 😉 Nice job!
March 21st, 2014 at 8:48 AM
I have an older brother named Jim. I reserve the right to kill off any and all characters named Jim by way of invoking the little brother revenge clause.
March 21st, 2014 at 9:06 AM
Oh, brother! lol I like that one, actually. I wonder that it’s taken so long for me to learn of said clause…
March 21st, 2014 at 9:18 AM
I’m not surprised you haven’t heard of it. It’s a little know clause buried deep in the fine print by older brothers trying to suppress its existence.
March 21st, 2014 at 9:53 AM
Ah, makes sense.
March 21st, 2014 at 8:59 AM
The Twisted Mr. Skits….I’m looking forward to reading more about him! I love your title for this one. I wonder how many other unfortunate souls tried to rent the apartment at the bottom of the stairs?
March 21st, 2014 at 9:21 AM
Sadly I had to cut the end off due to lack of words. In the original version he whistled his way down the stairs to “tend to” the new tenant.
March 21st, 2014 at 12:39 PM
Oh, that would have been good. Editing and cutting is the worst! But I think we can still imagine Mr. Skits will continue to cheerfully take tenants to the apartment at the bottom of the stairs.
March 21st, 2014 at 9:53 AM
I can just see Mr. Skits demented little grin. This story is so you, Adam. Good job.
janet
March 21st, 2014 at 12:49 PM
Thanks, Janet. This guy has been hanging out in the shadows of my mind for a couple years now. This is the first time I’ve let him come out to play. I better keep him on a tight leash.
March 21st, 2014 at 11:14 AM
absolutely twisted, Adam 🙂
March 21st, 2014 at 12:52 PM
He is absolutely twisted, and I absolutely love him for that.
March 21st, 2014 at 12:08 PM
Chilling, Adam. I think this guy is probably not the first!
March 21st, 2014 at 12:53 PM
Nor will he be the last. I get the feeling Mr. Skits does this sort of thing far too often.
March 21st, 2014 at 1:44 PM
It’s far too early in the day for one of my half-drunken rants. Instead, I’ll share my thoughts on your offering here:
This is a pleasing mix of dark humor that captures the photo prompt beautifully. Nicely handled, Adam.
All my best,
Marie Gail
March 22nd, 2014 at 11:21 AM
I guess I’ll just have to look forward to a half drunken rant next week. Glad you enjoyed this one.
March 21st, 2014 at 6:54 PM
I can tell Mr. Skits is going to get all the chicks I was hoping for. What a cool guy!
March 22nd, 2014 at 11:21 AM
You might want to still try for those chicks. He’ll just end up killing them.
March 22nd, 2014 at 12:05 AM
The only nice thing that can be said about Mr Skits is that he has a good sense of humour. Great story, Adam.
March 22nd, 2014 at 11:22 AM
That’s not true. He has a brilliant smile too. Now all possible nice things have been said about him.
March 22nd, 2014 at 12:51 AM
Jim just had to complain about the number of stairs, didn’t he?
Mr Skits sounds well cool – I’m looking forward to reading more about him. For some reason I’m picturing him just like those psychos in James Bond, Diamonds are Forever – Mr Wint and Mr Kidd 🙂
March 22nd, 2014 at 11:23 AM
Jim would have died even if he didn’t complain. Thus is the way of Mr. Skits.
March 23rd, 2014 at 2:14 AM
I definitely want to see more of Mr Skits. The well-dressed, polite psychopath.
March 22nd, 2014 at 2:50 AM
Excellent use of dialogue to convey the personality of Mr. Skits. I look forward to more of his demented doings. :>
March 22nd, 2014 at 11:25 AM
A toast to Mr. Skits and his demented doings. I like that phrase. May have to use it at some point.
March 22nd, 2014 at 6:03 PM
Please do! :>
March 22nd, 2014 at 2:59 AM
Adam, good story, Mr. Skits is a good new creepy character! You are such a good writer. Oh – I usually start at the end and work my way back to #1. Thanks, Nan
March 22nd, 2014 at 11:25 AM
Thanks, Nan. I appreciate the kind words.
March 22nd, 2014 at 3:01 AM
Mr Skits knows how to get a job done!
March 22nd, 2014 at 11:26 AM
Certainly. As I always say: you’ve got to stick with what you’re good at.
March 22nd, 2014 at 4:09 AM
Dear Adam,
If I see Mr. Skits on the stairs I’m going the other way. Clever blend of humor and horror.
Posting on Friday? What do you think this is? Friday Fictioneers???
Shalom,
Rochelle
March 22nd, 2014 at 11:29 AM
The only problem with your plan is you don’t know what Mr. Skits look like. He may even be a master of disguise for all we know.
What am I thinking posting on Fridays? Clearly I’m as insane as Mr. Skits himself.
March 22nd, 2014 at 8:06 AM
Crazy long drop that is.
March 22nd, 2014 at 11:30 AM
The longer, the better. Though I don’t think it was all that far. I think it was mostly an illusion caused by poor lighting.
March 22nd, 2014 at 4:50 PM
Oh dear. Mr Skits. He is a bad person.
March 22nd, 2014 at 4:51 PM
A very bad person, but he’s my bad person so I love him.
March 22nd, 2014 at 7:54 PM
Going down! Quite a sense of humor, that one.
March 24th, 2014 at 2:45 PM
I can’t help but love his demented ways.
March 23rd, 2014 at 6:57 AM
At least Mr Skits knows the fastest way down, though it may not work for everyone.
March 24th, 2014 at 2:45 PM
Certainly not. I think Mr. Skits himself even prefers the long way.
March 24th, 2014 at 2:42 PM
I think Mr. Skits likes to make that little grin before every evil act as part of his regular routine.
March 24th, 2014 at 2:46 PM
He wouldn’t be Mr. Skits if he didn’t.
March 24th, 2014 at 3:41 PM
Ha!ha!A cool short cut and ooh so fast!Poor Jim!Loved this Adam:-)